Born with a large forehead and natural ability to develop outrageously absurd ideas, Dana Severson was immediately drawn to the advertising industry at a very early age.

Growing up, he'd often get caught sipping a three-finger apple juice (disguised as cognac), smoking candy cigarettes, dressed like his favorite superhero, David Ogilvy.

Fast forward a few decades, and we find Dana (with a larger forehead) getting paid to develop outrageously absurd ideas as an advertising director and downing three-shot espressos.

With a mind that doesn't turn-off, Dana has found therapy in his blog, The Official Real"ad"tor Awards and posting random advertising concepts on Twitter. He is available for sideshow demonstrations and Bill Bernbach impersonations.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some people call him a renaissance man, but then again, some people aren’t sure that he’s a man at all. And no, he’s not Caster Semenya’s blood relative. It’s because he often appears to resemble a Mac-based version of C3PO. In fact, he’s so geeked out on all-things-Mac, that there’s a $10,000 bounty for anyone who can find a picture of him with a PC.

Good news for all of us though, with only a few outside hobbies taking up available memory (Fatherhood, Hackintosh Musician, Husbandry, etc.)

iTony has over 150 gigabytes of space available for what he’s really good at... heroic ideation and design. Is he a hero? No, he’s more than that - he’s your iHero.